Gabe's neighbors have the darnedest habit of extinguishing their filthy cigarettes into the one outdoor potted plant (which Gabe purchased). This is especially mind boggling since the landlord has so kindly provided an outdoor ashtray for their smoking convenience a mere 12 inches CLOSER to the 'smoke spot'.
In an attempt at witty redirection, I crafted this sign. But nature, I believe, has had the final say. It poured within 48 hours and reduced my sign to mere mush. The cigarettes, however, have mysteriously returned to the ashtray.
Ah, passive aggressive tendencies. You never lead me astray.