- Sleep until 9:30am. Become crabby and disgusted by my own slothfulness. Vow never to sleep this late again.
- Review and reprioritize to-do list while watching Tyra Show episode about the perils of smoking while pregnant. (Embarrassing.)
- Swing by the office to check work e-mail and make use of laminating machine.
- Wind up giggling over co-worker's strange mail-order catalog full of bra extenders and hooting lawn owls. Decide I'm the least professional girl ever.
- Head to The Livery (above) for hilarious lunch with co-worker--a former lifeguard. Learn all kinds of frightening stories about waterpark hygiene. Make the difficult decision to never swim in public water again. People are animals!
- Visit Sam's Club for the fifth time this week. Chat with uber friendly check-out girl.
- Target escapade numbero quatro for the week. Lemons, olive oil and picture frames.
- Attempt to hang twinkly party lights in parent's backyard. Climb over "jungle gym" garage full of filth in attempt to plug light strand into an outlet...discover plan is flawed. Crawl back over filth...curse like a sailor.
- Discover, over cutting boards full of tomatoes and mozzarella, that grandma and I share same disdain for double dippers and general lack of food etiquette at parties. Discuss acceptable alternative dipping options.
- Indulge in a wine cooler. Freak a little about giant to-do list for tomorrow.
- Indulge further in said wine cooler. Call it a night.
Hope your weekend is shaping up to be tops! :)





















